Dadroop

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A dad who looks like he rolled out of a trash can and wore a shirt that screamed 'I’m trying too hard.'
Dadroop walked in wearing socks with sandals and a shirt that had 17 different logos on it.
My dadroop shows up at the grocery store in a suit that looks like it came from the 80s.
He texts me a photo of himself wearing a hat that’s bigger than his head and says, 'This is swag.'
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A dad who thinks his mismatched shoes and loud shirt are the height of style, but it’s just chaos.
Dadroop shows up to my birthday in a shirt that’s inside out and socks that don’t match.
He wears a shirt that says 'I love my kids' but it’s spelled wrong and the colors clash like a fight.
He texts me a photo of himself wearing a hat that’s falling off and says, 'This is called swag.'
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A dad who looks like he tried to dress like a hipster but got distracted by a pizza and forgot to finish the outfit.
Dadroop walks in with a shirt that’s halfway unbuttoned and a belt that’s just there for show.
He shows up wearing a hat that’s too big and a shirt that’s too small, and says, 'I’m the king of swag.'
He texts me a picture of himself wearing a shirt that says 'I survived the 90s' and it’s covered in glitter.
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