dadrienne
A dadrienne is a sugar-coated mess who thinks everyone is their soulmate. They’ll kiss your feet if you let them. Don’t be surprised if they cry when you leave.
My dadrienne cried when I left for college. She said I was her favorite person. I was her only person.
She kissed my car when I went on a road trip. Said it was my soulmate. I think she’s high.
My dadrienne texted me at 3 a. m. Just to say she missed me. I replied with a middle finger.