dadrienne

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A dadrienne is a sugar-coated mess who thinks everyone is their soulmate. They’ll kiss your feet if you let them. Don’t be surprised if they cry when you leave.
My dadrienne cried when I left for college. She said I was her favorite person. I was her only person.
She kissed my car when I went on a road trip. Said it was my soulmate. I think she’s high.
My dadrienne texted me at 3 a. m. Just to say she missed me. I replied with a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dadrienne is a human who thinks they’re the main character of everyone’s story. They’ll do anything to feel special, even if it means your face gets stuck in a sandwich.
My dadrienne got stuck in a sub sandwich. She said it was a sign we were meant to be. I said it was a sign she needed help.
She tried to serenade me with a kazoo. Said it was love. I said it was torture.
She sent me a 10-page letter about how we were soulmates. I read it. Then I cried.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dadrienne is like a dog who thinks you’re the only person in the world. They’ll follow you everywhere. They’ll even beg you to marry them.
My dadrienne asked me to marry her in front of my entire class. Said she was my one true love. I said she was my one true nightmare.
She followed me to the grocery store. Said she needed to buy me a ring. I bought her a bag of chips.
She texted me during a test. Said she couldn’t live without me. I failed the test.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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