Dadpops
A dad who thinks he's still young, but he's just a man who wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.
'Dadpops just told me he's ‘still in his prime’ after he forgot my birthday.'
'He texted me a photo of his ‘new’ haircut and said it was ‘chic.’'
'He talked to his cactus and said it was ‘listening.’'
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