Dadpops

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A dad who acts like he's still cool even though he's old and smells like a sock drawer. Basically, your dad but with more bling and less brain.
'Dadpops just texted me a selfie with his hair in a braid and a neon fanny pack.'
'My dadpops called my mom 'honey' in front of my entire class.'
'He told me he's 'still got it' after he tripped over a garden gnome.'
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A man who thinks he's the king of the family, but he's just a dad who still wears his old college shirt and talks about his ‘glory days’ like they were yesterday.
'Dadpops just told me he used to be a ‘top dog’ in the 80s. He also still uses the word ‘groovy.’'
'He showed up to my birthday in a tracksuit and said he was ‘coming in strong.’'
'He texted me a photo of his gym membership from 1993 and said ‘this is still valid.’'
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Your dad, but with more ego and less dignity. He's the one who still thinks he's the best at everything, even though he can't remember your name half the time.
'Dadpops just called me ‘kid’ and said he’s still the best dad in the neighborhood.'
'He texted me a photo of his ‘new’ phone from 2015 and said it was ‘state of the art.’'
'He told my mom he’s ‘still got the moves’ after he fell off the couch.'
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A dad who thinks he's still young, but he's just a man who wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.
'Dadpops just told me he's ‘still in his prime’ after he forgot my birthday.'
'He texted me a photo of his ‘new’ haircut and said it was ‘chic.’'
'He talked to his cactus and said it was ‘listening.’'
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A dad who thinks he's the center of attention, but he's just a man who still uses the word ‘groovy’ and wears a hat every day.
'Dadpops just texted me a photo of himself in a hat and said he was ‘still fabulous.’'
'He told me he’s ‘still got the swagger’ after he tripped over the vacuum.'
'He sent me a meme from 2007 and said it was ‘still relevant.’'
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A dad who thinks he's still cool, but he's just a man who still uses the word ‘groovy’ and thinks he's the best at everything.
'Dadpops just called me ‘kid’ and said he’s ‘still the best dad in the neighborhood.’'
'He texted me a photo of his ‘new’ phone and said it was ‘state of the art.’'
'He told me he’s ‘still got it’ after he fell off the couch.'
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