dadphorisms
Dadphorisms are weird sayings dad repeats like a broken parrot to make you suffer and feel stupid.
'Life is what happens when you're too busy to plan it.', said after he forgot his own birthday.
'You have to try, or you'll never know.', said while he didn't try and failed.
'The only way to do great work is to love what you do.', said while he hated his job.