dadphorisms - Dadphorisms are annoying sayings dad uses to brag about his

Dadphorisms are annoying sayings dad uses to brag about his life while making you feel like a failure.

'You're not as smart as you think.', said when he failed a test in 7th grade.

'I had to walk 5 miles to school every day.', said when he took a taxi to the store.

'If you don't believe in yourself, nobody will.', said after he got fired.