Dadpap
A man who’s too old to be cool, but still tries to be. He’s a dad and a pap, so he’s a dadpap. No one respects him.
He tried to get me to join his ‘cool dad club’ and it was just him and a video game.
He showed me his ‘secret handshake’ and it was just a slap.
He called me ‘his little princess’ while he was eating a sandwich.