Dadpap

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A guy who farts in his daughter’s pants and calls it love. He’s a dad and a pap, so he’s a dadpap. Everyone knows it’s gross and weird.

My dadpap called me ‘his little love’ while he was sniffing my socks.

He tried to teach me how to cook and it involved his bare butt.

He asked me to be his ‘special helper’ during tax season.

A man who’s too old to be cool, but still tries to be. He’s a dad and a pap, so he’s a dadpap. No one respects him.

He tried to get me to join his ‘cool dad club’ and it was just him and a video game.

He showed me his ‘secret handshake’ and it was just a slap.

He called me ‘his little princess’ while he was eating a sandwich.

A guy who’s so desperate for attention he sleeps with his daughter. He’s a dad and a pap, so he’s a dadpap. He’s like a bad superhero with no powers.

He told me he was ‘saving the world’ by sleeping with me.

He dressed up like a pirate and tried to seduce me.

He called me ‘his first mate’ and I just wanted to leave.