I said I could bench press 200 pounds. My friend said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I can do 300.'

I told my teacher I could solve the universe. She said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I'm just getting started.'

I said I could run a marathon. My dog said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I can run two.'