Dadonn

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Means you're so good, you're basically a god in a meat suit!

My kid just drew a stick figure. I said, 'That's Dadonn.' He cried.

I beat up three guys at the gym. My friend said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I'm not done yet.'

My dog walked through a puddle. I said, 'That's Dadonn.' He looked at me like I was insane.

Like being the best, but with more swearing and fewer regrets.

I ate three whole pizzas. My mom said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I'm not done yet.'

I passed my math test. My teacher said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I got a 100.'

I threw my phone out the window. My dad said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'It was a bad phone.'

Means you're so legendary, you could beat a legend in a legend fight.

I won a game of chess against my brother. He said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I'm just getting started.'

I survived a trip to the mall. My friend said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I didn't even buy anything.'

I finished my homework in five minutes. My mom said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I still have time to watch cartoons.'

Like being the best, but with more bragging and fewer actual skills.

I said I could bench press 200 pounds. My friend said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I can do 300.'

I told my teacher I could solve the universe. She said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I'm just getting started.'

I said I could run a marathon. My dog said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'I can run two.'

Means you're the best, and everyone else is just average.

I said I was the best. My friend said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'You're just average.'

I beat my dad at video games. He said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'You're just average.'

I got a gold star. My teacher said, 'That's Dadonn.' I said, 'You're just average.'