Dadmission - When a wife gives her husband a list of chores that might as

When a wife gives her husband a list of chores that might as well be a death sentence.

'Feed the cat. Also, don't forget to water the plants. And if you forget again, I will personally murder you.'

'Wash the dishes. And if you do it wrong, I will haunt you for the rest of your life.'

'Take out the trash. And if you don't, I swear I'll take it out for you, and it will be painful.'