Dadmission

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A stupid task a woman writes on a piece of paper and hands to her husband like he's the Pope.

'Buy milk. And don't forget the eggs. Also, if you're not home by 7, I'm leaving.'

'Go to the store. And if you come back with anything else, I swear I'll kill you.'

'Get the dog from the vet. And if he peed on the floor again, I'm going to scream.'

When a wife gives her husband a list of chores that might as well be a death sentence.

'Feed the cat. Also, don't forget to water the plants. And if you forget again, I will personally murder you.'

'Wash the dishes. And if you do it wrong, I will haunt you for the rest of your life.'

'Take out the trash. And if you don't, I swear I'll take it out for you, and it will be painful.'

A note from a wife to her husband that sounds like a threat from the devil.

'Go to the store. If you come back without the right groceries, I will throw you out of the house.'

'Feed the dog. And if he eats your face, I'm not helping you.'

'Do the laundry. If you don't, I will do it, and it will be the worst thing you've ever seen.'