Dadmission - A stupid task a woman writes on a piece of paper and hands t

A stupid task a woman writes on a piece of paper and hands to her husband like he's the Pope.

'Buy milk. And don't forget the eggs. Also, if you're not home by 7, I'm leaving.'

'Go to the store. And if you come back with anything else, I swear I'll kill you.'

'Get the dog from the vet. And if he peed on the floor again, I'm going to scream.'