dadjoking - When you lie to someone, make them believe it, and then vani

When you lie to someone, make them believe it, and then vanish like a ghost, leaving no trace of your lies.

Girl: "I’ll be home by 10." Dad: "Sure." 10:30 PM. Dad is still on TikTok. #liar #vanish

Friend: "You’re my best friend." You: "Sure." 2 weeks later. You’re still best friends. #friendship #lie

Mom: "I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza." You: "Sure." 2 minutes later. Mom is in the kitchen with a pizza box. #pizza #liar