dadjoking

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A gross joke that only a dad would say, usually about something stupid like animals or math. Makes everyone roll their eyes and question their life choices.
Dad: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... and also to avoid the math homework." #dadjoke #mathfail
Dad: "I told my kid I was a superhero. He asked what my powers were. I said I can turn coffee into energy." #dadjoke #coffeehero
Dad: "Why did the cow go to the doctor? Because it had a moo-ve." #dadjoke #cownoise
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When you lie to someone, make them believe it, and then vanish like a ghost, leaving no trace of your lies.
Girl: "I’ll be home by 10." Dad: "Sure." 10:30 PM. Dad is still on TikTok. #liar #vanish
Friend: "You’re my best friend." You: "Sure." 2 weeks later. You’re still best friends. #friendship #lie
Mom: "I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza." You: "Sure." 2 minutes later. Mom is in the kitchen with a pizza box. #pizza #liar
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