dadiphile
When a girl is into old men even though they look like they’ve been sitting in a chair for 10 years.
My friend’s crush is her grandfather. He wears a hat and talks about his old job.
My crush is the guy who sells ice cream. He has a beard like a lion and eats chocolate for breakfast.
My sister’s crush is her uncle. He sits on the couch all day and eats chips for dinner.