Dadimagedon
A dad who's got a sixth sense for when you're about to fail. He'll eat you if you don't do what he says. No mercy. No escape.
He texted me: 'You're dating a guy who doesn't know what a lunch is? I'm eating you.'
He called me during dinner: 'You went to the party without asking me? I'm eating you.'
He sent a DM: 'You're going to fail. I'm eating you.'