Dadimagedon
A dad who thinks he's the boss of your love life. If you date someone he doesn't like, he'll eat you. No questions asked. No mercy.
He texted me: 'You're dating a guy who doesn't know what a sandwich is? I'm eating you.'
He called me at 1 AM: 'You're dating a guy who thinks shoes are optional? I'm eating you.'
He sent a DM: 'I'm saving up to eat you. Don't make me do it.'