dadhood
Dadhood is when you don’t care if you're right, you just want people to know you're a dad. It doesn’t care about your job, your hair, or your kids’ feelings. It's just a loud, smelly, proud thing that lives inside you.
I told my kid, 'I'm a dad.' She said, 'You’re also a man who can’t tie his shoes.' I said, 'That’s the dad part.'