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Dadhood is when you think you're the best dad ever, even if you forgot your kid's birthday, got drunk at a party, and told a joke that only you found funny. It doesn't care if you're a dad or not. It just lives inside you like a bad smell.

I missed my kid's birthday because I was too busy crying over my ex. But I still told a joke. It was about socks. It was bad.

My kid asked me why I was wearing pajamas to work. I said, 'Because I'm a dad.' That was my life's work.

I texted my kid, 'Don't forget your birthday.' Then I forgot mine. Classic dad move.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dadhood is when you think you're cool, even though you're just a man who wears socks to bed and tells the same joke every day. You don’t need to be a dad to feel it. It's like a second personality, and it's always yelling at you.

I told a joke to my kid and my kid told me, 'That's the worst joke ever.' I said, 'That's the best part.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dadhood is when you don’t care if you're right, you just want people to know you're a dad. It doesn’t care about your job, your hair, or your kids’ feelings. It's just a loud, smelly, proud thing that lives inside you.

I told my kid, 'I'm a dad.' She said, 'You’re also a man who can’t tie his shoes.' I said, 'That’s the dad part.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dadhood is when you think you're a legend, even though your kids have given up on you. It doesn't care if you’re a dad or a man who fell in love with a sock. You just keep telling jokes, even when no one listens.

I wore socks to work, ate cereal, and told my kid the same joke again. She left. I said, 'That was the best part.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago