dadgument
when two dads argue so hard they forget the kids are still in the room and probably laughing at them
Dad 1: 'You didn’t even bring the snacks!' Dad 2: 'I brought the snacks! I brought them! I just didn’t bring them to you!'
Dad 1: 'You said we’d be here by 8:00!' Dad 2: 'I said we’d be here by 8:00! I didn’t say we’d be here by 8:00 with no snacks!'
Dad 1: 'You didn’t even feed the kids!' Dad 2: 'I fed the kids! I fed them! I just didn’t feed them to you!'
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