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a loud and messy fight only dads can have and only other dads can understand

'You said the kids would be fine on their own!' 'I said that! I didn't say they'd be fine on their own with a pizza and a movie!'

Dad 1: 'You didn't even show up to the soccer game!' Dad 2: 'I showed up! I was there! I was just watching the game from the parking lot!'

Dad 1: 'You called my kid a crybaby!' Dad 2: 'I called your kid a crybaby? I called your kid a crybaby with a side of drama!'

when two dads argue so hard they forget the kids are still in the room and probably laughing at them

Dad 1: 'You didn’t even bring the snacks!' Dad 2: 'I brought the snacks! I brought them! I just didn’t bring them to you!'

Dad 1: 'You said we’d be here by 8:00!' Dad 2: 'I said we’d be here by 8:00! I didn’t say we’d be here by 8:00 with no snacks!'

Dad 1: 'You didn’t even feed the kids!' Dad 2: 'I fed the kids! I fed them! I just didn’t feed them to you!'

a fight that turns into a war of insults and dad jokes and no one leaves until someone cries or someone throws a snack

Dad 1: 'You’re a terrible dad!' Dad 2: 'You’re a terrible dad with a terrible sense of humor!'

Dad 1: 'You didn’t even bring the pizza!' Dad 2: 'I brought the pizza! I brought it! I just didn’t bring it to you!'

Dad 1: 'You said we’d be here by 7:00!' Dad 2: 'I said we’d be here by 7:00! I didn’t say we’d be here by 7:00 with no snacks or pizza!'