dadfin
when two guys who act like they're the only dad in the room try to prove they're the real dad
Dad1: 'You're not the dad. You're just the guy who shows up at the end.' Dad2: 'You're the guy who shows up at the end. I'm the dad.'
Dad1: 'I named the kid. You just showed up with a hat.' Dad2: 'You showed up with a hat. I named the kid.'
Dad1: 'I'm the dad. You're just the guy who takes the kid to the park.' Dad2: 'You take the kid to the park. I'm the dad.'