dadfin
when two fathers get so mad they start fighting over who gets to be the dad
Dad1: 'I'm the dad. I'm the one who's been there since the beginning.' Dad2: 'You were there since the beginning. I was there since the middle.'
Dad1: 'I'm the dad. I'm the one who pays the bills.' Dad2: 'You pay the bills. I pay the fines.'
Dad1: 'I'm the dad. I'm the one who's always right.' Dad2: 'You're always right. I'm the dad.'