dademade
A Miami-Dade man who looks like he got hit by a perms machine and never took off his saggy pants. He wears that religious jacket like it's a curse and lives for posting ‘Dolphin tp’ like it's a religion. Most of them smoke like it's their full-time job and live on Instagram like it's their second home.
Dolphin tp at 7? I’ll be there with my saggy pants and a cigarette.
Why do you live on Instagram? You have nothing better to do.
I’m not a dademade, I’m a dademade with extra baggage.