dademade

A Miami-Dade man who looks like he got hit by a perms machine and never took off his saggy pants. He wears that religious jacket like it's a curse and lives for posting ‘Dolphin tp’ like it's a religion. Most of them smoke like it's their full-time job and live on Instagram like it's their second home.

A Miami-Dade man who has the worst perm in the world, wears saggy pants like it's a lifestyle, and thinks wearing a true religion jacket makes him look cool. He spends his time live-streaming on Instagram because he's too lazy to do anything else. His Instagram name is usually something like ‘dademade.***’ or ‘noplay.***’ and he's always late to everything.

A Miami-Dade man who has bad hair, saggy pants, and a true religion jacket that's been worn for years. He lives for posting ‘Dolphin tp’ on his story like it's the most important thing in the world. He's always smoking, always late, and always live on Instagram because he has no life.