daddyus
daddyus is darius but with more dad vibes and less sense he’s the guy who’ll yell at you for failing math but still buys you ice cream
Daddyus yelled at me for getting a d in math but bought me a whole cart of ice cream
He said he’d help with homework but fell asleep on the couch
He called the math teacher 'my girl' and she didn’t like it