daddyus

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daddyus is a dad who looks like darius and acts like a total goofball but still loves you enough to not leave you for a pizza delivery guy

My daddyus left me for a guy named frank who delivers pepperoni

Daddyus said he’d be home by 8 but he’s still watching netflix

He calls me 'babe' but he also called the plumber 'honey'

daddyus is darius but with more dad vibes and less sense he’s the guy who’ll yell at you for failing math but still buys you ice cream

Daddyus yelled at me for getting a d in math but bought me a whole cart of ice cream

He said he’d help with homework but fell asleep on the couch

He called the math teacher 'my girl' and she didn’t like it

daddyus is darius dressed like a dad and he’s the reason your life is a mess but also the reason you still laugh sometimes

Daddyus said he was going to fix the car but he just sat there eating donuts

He told me to clean my room but he left socks everywhere

He promised he’d be home for dinner but he was at the bar with his bar buddy