daddys dump fest
you come home with your boo after a night of drinking and partying, you’re ready for a hot shower together, but when you open the door, your dad is sitting on the toilet like a king, his stinky butt is on fire, and his hairy willy is waving at you like it’s the end of the world
my dad was taking a dump like it was the final exam
i saw his dong and i almost vomited
the smell was so bad i thought i was in a garbage truck