daddys dump fest

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you come home with your boo after a night of drinking and partying, you’re ready for a hot shower together, but when you open the door, your dad is sitting on the toilet like a king, his stinky butt is on fire, and his hairy willy is waving at you like it’s the end of the world

my dad was taking a dump like it was the final exam

i saw his dong and i almost vomited

the smell was so bad i thought i was in a garbage truck

by Slangipedia 4d ago

you’re all ready for a steamy shower with your partner, but your dad decides to take a dump in the bathroom, and it’s like he’s trying to beat you at a stink war with his hairy dong in full view

my dad took a dump like he was doing a magic trick

the smell was like a dead raccoon in a sock

i saw his willy and i was like 'what even is life'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

you and your boo are all ready for a nice shower, but your dad comes in taking a dump like he’s on a mission, and the smell of his stinky butt and his hairy dong is like a curse from the toilet god

my dad was taking a dump like he was going to war

the smell hit me like a ton of bricks

i saw his dong and i was like 'this is not a shower, this is a nightmare'

by Slangipedia 4d ago