daddys dump fest
you and your boo are all ready for a nice shower, but your dad comes in taking a dump like he’s on a mission, and the smell of his stinky butt and his hairy dong is like a curse from the toilet god
my dad was taking a dump like he was going to war
the smell hit me like a ton of bricks
i saw his dong and i was like 'this is not a shower, this is a nightmare'