Daddy's Butter
A sticky, chocolatey mess that comes out of a dad’s mouth after he eats too much Nutella and then yells at you for eating it too.
"That’s not Nutella, that’s daddy’s butter and it’s gonna stain your shirt.", Dad, after I spilled it on my shirt
"He eats it like it’s gonna die.", My brother, watching dad eat Nutella
"Daddy’s butter is the reason I hate weekends.", Me, after a Nutella-fueled dad rant