Daddy's Beard
The hair you have down there that looks like it's been neglected for years. It's the stuff of legends, or maybe just the stuff of bad hygiene and bad decisions.
I told my brother his pubic hair looked like a forest. He said I was being rude.
My girlfriend told me my pubic hair was so wild it had its own zip code.
I tried to shave it and it came back with a vengeance. Now it's like a monster from my past.