daddyreid
When your mom licks something you dipped in her mouth while digging for treasure and then your butt starts expanding because her butt is swollen from your dad's tiny dong and she's gonna fish your butt out later
Mom: 'I found a gold coin... and your butt.'
Dad: 'I'm tiny, but I'm still bigger than your butt.'
Me: 'I'm not fishing your butt out. You're doing it.'