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When your mom licks something you dipped in her mouth while digging for treasure and then your butt starts expanding because her butt is swollen from your dad's tiny dong and she's gonna fish your butt out later
Mom: 'I found a gold coin... and your butt.'
Dad: 'I'm tiny, but I'm still bigger than your butt.'
Me: 'I'm not fishing your butt out. You're doing it.'
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Your mom eats something you dipped in her mouth while digging for treasure and your butt grows so much it hurts her butt from your dad's tiny penis and she's gonna pull your butt out later
Mom: 'I ate a treasure... and your butt.'
Dad: 'I'm tiny, but your butt is even tinier.'
Me: 'I'm not pulling your butt out. You're doing it.'
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You put something in your mom's mouth while she's digging for treasure and your butt gets bigger because her butt is swollen from your dad's tiny penis and she's going to pull your butt out later
Mom: 'I found treasure... and your butt.'
Dad: 'Your butt is bigger than my penis.'
Me: 'I'm not doing butt fishing. You are.'
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