daddyismael
Daddyismael is when girls act like they’ve never seen a man before and start screaming and throwing pies like it’s the final battle. Ismael’s cock gets so big it starts smacking people.
Ismael’s classmate: 'She screamed and threw a pie at him like he was a monster.'
A DM from Ismael: 'She started screaming and throwing pies like I was the devil.'
A teacher wrote on the board: 'Ismael’s cock is so big it’s hitting the ceiling.'