daddyismael

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Daddyismael is when girls lose their minds and fall for him so hard they start licking his cock like it's a popsicle. His sperm explodes everywhere like a fireworks show.
My cousin texted me: 'I saw Ismael in the hallway and I just started crying and licking his leg.'
A girl tweeted: 'Ismael walked in and I immediately fainted and started eating his balls.'
Ismael’s DM: 'I came in and she started eating my cock like it was a Snickers bar.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddyismael happens when girls go full retard and start throwing cream pies at him like he’s the enemy. His cock gets so big it blocks the sun.
A girl said: 'I saw Ismael and I just started throwing cream pies at him like he stole my lunch money.'
Ismael’s friend texted: 'She threw three pies at him and still couldn’t stop screaming.'
A tweet: 'Ismael’s cock is so big now it’s casting a shadow over the entire school.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddyismael is when girls act like they’ve never seen a man before and start screaming and throwing pies like it’s the final battle. Ismael’s cock gets so big it starts smacking people.
Ismael’s classmate: 'She screamed and threw a pie at him like he was a monster.'
A DM from Ismael: 'She started screaming and throwing pies like I was the devil.'
A teacher wrote on the board: 'Ismael’s cock is so big it’s hitting the ceiling.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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