daddyismael
Daddyismael happens when girls go full retard and start throwing cream pies at him like he’s the enemy. His cock gets so big it blocks the sun.
A girl said: 'I saw Ismael and I just started throwing cream pies at him like he stole my lunch money.'
Ismael’s friend texted: 'She threw three pies at him and still couldn’t stop screaming.'
A tweet: 'Ismael’s cock is so big now it’s casting a shadow over the entire school.'