daddying - When you chug so much beer you feel like you’re going to exp

When you chug so much beer you feel like you’re going to explode and then pass out in a pool of your own sweat and regret

I drank 12 beers in 10 minutes. I’m not drunk. I’m just broken.

I drank so much I passed out on the floor. My dog had to carry me out.

That was my first time daddying. I woke up with a hangover and a tattoo of a beer can.