Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you chug so much beer you feel like you’re going to explode and then pass out in a pool of your own sweat and regret

I drank 12 beers in 10 minutes. I’m not drunk. I’m just broken.

I drank so much I passed out on the floor. My dog had to carry me out.

That was my first time daddying. I woke up with a hangover and a tattoo of a beer can.

2

The guy who brought you into this world and then left you to deal with your mom’s bad decisions

My dad is the reason I hate math and love pizza.

My dad left me with my mom and her terrible cooking.

I blame my dad for my terrible taste in music.

3

A guy who’s so hot you want to scream ‘Daddy’ during sex because he’s basically a god and you’re just a desperate human

He came in and I screamed ‘Daddy’ because he was so good.

I called him Daddy during sex and he laughed and said ‘You’re my baby girl.’

He’s my Daddy. I’m his baby girl. We’re both very confused.

4

What my fake girlfriend says when she’s pretending to have sex with me and I’m just along for the ride

She said ‘Daddy’ during our fake sex. It was awkward.

My fake girlfriend called me Daddy. I didn’t know what to say.

I’m just her Daddy. She’s just my fake girlfriend.

5

Me. Because I’m the best and I know it

I’m my own Daddy. I don’t need anyone else.

When I say ‘Daddy,’ I mean me. No one else.

I call myself Daddy because I’m perfect.

6

A guy who’s old enough to be your dad but still hot enough to be your boyfriend

He’s my Daddy. He’s 30 and still looks like a model.

My Daddy is my boyfriend and he’s 35.

I call him Daddy because he’s 32 and I’m 15.