"I don't care if she has the kid, I want the kid, the house, and the man!", said by a woman who's been married for 2 years and still doesn't know what the kid is."",""She thinks she's the stepmom, but I'm the one who's actually here.", said by a woman who's been married for 3 years and still doesn't know what that means."",""I don't need him to be happy, I just need him to be mine.", said by a woman who's been married for 5 years and still hasn't figured out what that means."