daddyhoe

"I don't care what she says, I'm the main man!", said by a guy who still has a kid from his ex."",""She's just a baby mama who still cries at the grocery store.", said by someone who's never had a kid."",""I married him for the insurance, not the drama.", said by a woman who's been married for 3 years and still doesn't know where the drama started."

"I don't care if he has a kid with her, I'm the one who's going to keep him happy!", said by a woman who hasn't seen her man in a week."",""She's just a bitter baby mama who still texts him at 2 a. m.", said by someone who's never had a kid with a man who still texts at 2 a. m."",""I don't need him to be happy, I just need him to be mine.", said by a woman who's been married for 5 years and still hasn't figured out what that means."

"I don't care if she has the kid, I want the kid, the house, and the man!", said by a woman who's been married for 2 years and still doesn't know what the kid is."",""She thinks she's the stepmom, but I'm the one who's actually here.", said by a woman who's been married for 3 years and still doesn't know what that means."",""I don't need him to be happy, I just need him to be mine.", said by a woman who's been married for 5 years and still hasn't figured out what that means."

"I don't care if he's still married, I'm the one who got him pregnant!", said by a woman who's been married for 3 years and still doesn't know what that means."",""She's just a stepmom who thinks she's the main event.", said by someone who's still married to the guy she f**cked at the bar."",""I don't need him to be happy, I just need him to be mine.", said by a woman who's been married for 5 years and still hasn't figured out what that means."