daddyger - When your dad thinks he’s your manager, but he’s just bad at

When your dad thinks he’s your manager, but he’s just bad at math and doesn’t know how to count your allowance.

Dad: 'I’m your daddyger. You’re working for me now.' Me: 'You still owe me $3 from last week.'

Dad: 'You’re my employee. I deduct $5 for every time you forget your lunch.'

Dad: 'I’m tracking your hours. You’re only allowed to play video games on Fridays.'