daddyger

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When your dad acts like a manager but is just trying to avoid doing chores. It’s like being forced to be a boss when you’re still in pajamas.

Dad: 'I’m your daddyger now. You’re on salary.' Me: 'I still have to do the dishes.'

Dad texts me at 2 a. m.: 'Your daddyger duties start now.'

Dad: 'I’m managing your life. You’re lucky I don’t charge you.'

When your dad thinks he’s your manager, but he’s just bad at math and doesn’t know how to count your allowance.

Dad: 'I’m your daddyger. You’re working for me now.' Me: 'You still owe me $3 from last week.'

Dad: 'You’re my employee. I deduct $5 for every time you forget your lunch.'

Dad: 'I’m tracking your hours. You’re only allowed to play video games on Fridays.'

When your dad starts giving you orders like he owns a business, but he still forgets to pay the bills.

Dad: 'You’re my employee now. I expect you to be on time for breakfast.'

Dad: 'You’re working overtime today. That means no candy.'

Dad: 'I’m your daddyger. You’re not getting a raise until you clean your room.'