daddyger - When your dad acts like a manager but is just trying to avoi

When your dad acts like a manager but is just trying to avoid doing chores. It’s like being forced to be a boss when you’re still in pajamas.

Dad: 'I’m your daddyger now. You’re on salary.' Me: 'I still have to do the dishes.'

Dad texts me at 2 a. m.: 'Your daddyger duties start now.'

Dad: 'I’m managing your life. You’re lucky I don’t charge you.'