daddyfuckfurrys
Daddyfuckfurrys is when your dad turns into a monster and wants to hump every furry he sees. The only way to calm him down is by letting him hump them all.
Dad: 'I’m not done until every furry here is my furry.'
Furry: 'Your dad tried to hump me in the bathroom.'
Mom: 'He’s been humping furrys for three hours.'