daddyfuckfurrys

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Daddyfuckfurrys is when your dad gets a boner seeing furrys and tries to bang them all. He needs to cum on every one of them to stop being a horny mess.
Dad: 'I'm not leaving this furry convention until I've fucked every one of you.'
Mom: 'He's been wearing a furry costume since breakfast.'
Furry: 'Your dad tried to kiss me. I ran away.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddyfuckfurrys is when your dad turns into a monster and wants to hump every furry he sees. The only way to calm him down is by letting him hump them all.
Dad: 'I’m not done until every furry here is my furry.'
Furry: 'Your dad tried to hump me in the bathroom.'
Mom: 'He’s been humping furrys for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daddyfuckfurrys is when your dad loses his mind and tries to sleep with every furry. He’ll keep doing it until he’s too tired to move.
Dad: 'I’m gonna sleep with every furry here, even if I die.'
Furry: 'Your dad tried to cuddle me. I screamed.'
Mom: 'He’s been chasing furrys all day.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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