Daddy Zides
The thiccest principal in the whole school. He’s got a face like a donut and a temper like a fire truck.
He yelled at me for wearing pajamas to class. But he still let me stay in the lunchroom.
He called me a 'messy little monster' but let me eat my muffin in the hallway.
He said I was 'a disgrace to the school' but still let me leave early.