Daddy Zides

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A fat-ass principal who talks like he's got a stick up his butt but still lets you skip lunch sometimes.

Principal Zides just yelled at me for throwing a muffin at Mr. Johnson. But he let me go to the vending machine.

He said I was 'disgracing the school' but didn't give me detention. I think he's scared of my muffin-throwing skills.

He called me a 'walking disaster' but gave me extra credit for being creative.

The thiccest principal in the whole school. He’s got a face like a donut and a temper like a fire truck.

He yelled at me for wearing pajamas to class. But he still let me stay in the lunchroom.

He called me a 'messy little monster' but let me eat my muffin in the hallway.

He said I was 'a disgrace to the school' but still let me leave early.

The principal who looks like he eats donuts for breakfast. He’s a bit of a jerk but he’s got a soft side.

He told me I was 'a total mess' but still let me eat my muffin during lunch.

He yelled at me for making a mess in the hallway but gave me a pass to go to the vending machine.

He said I was 'the worst student ever' but still let me leave early.